Become a Patron

I have a Patreon page!

My Patreon page support goes toward freeing up my time to write more content, as well as give out some cool perks, rewards, giveaways, and contests.

Here are some of the perks/rewards I’m offering:

  • Exclusive humor posts, polls, giveaways, and contests
  • I’ll follow you on Twitter and Tumblr
  • Give me a word and I’ll work it into a post
  • Embarrassing confessionals about me, which may or may not be true
  • I’ll tweet out by name how awesome you are
  • You pick something I rant about
  • Be featured on my Wall of Patrons by name or anonymous, with or without your website included
  • Have a hour-long chat with me
  • And more! (see the page for more details on the above items)

 

Testimonials:

  • “If it weren’t for Rachel Being Chatty, I would’ve never become the president of the United States.” -Benjamin Franklin
  • “I didn’t know what a car was until I read RBC’s posts. I also didn’t know what love was. Now I know.” – Henry Ford 
  • “Who’s Rachel? Why are you in my house?” – Will Ferrell
  • “It was only through Rachel’s laughter that I went on to conquer Asia. And I started putting my hand in my coat. Like this. See?” -Napoleon Bonaparte
  • “RBC is a hot website. Pretty f**king hot.” – Queen Victoria

 

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