I blog about anything, essentially a random spew of consciousness. Now featuring 15% more sarcasm. Take seriously anything I write at your own risk to health and happiness.
Here’s how this blog works:
- I write stuff with little to no effort
- You all love it, considering it the best thing ever. You reblog, tweet, and share it.
- Oprah walks into my living room, showering me with cash, confetti, and unbridled power.
But I’d settle for just 1 and 2 because I have low standards and an embarrassingly small attention span. Just think, you just gave up a fraction of your life reading this.
You’re welcome.
Also find me here:
Testimonials:
- “If it weren’t for Rachel Being Chatty, I would’ve never become the president of the United States.” -Benjamin Franklin
- “I didn’t know what a car was until I read RBC’s posts. I also didn’t know what love was. Now I know.” – Henry Ford
- “Who’s Rachel? Why are you in my house?” – Will Ferrell
- “It was only through Rachel’s laughter that I went on to conquer Asia. And I started putting my hand in my coat. Like this. See?” -Napoleon Bonaparte
- “RBC is a hot website. Pretty f**king hot.” – Queen Victoria
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I can respect that business plan.
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LOL – great idea. I’m partial the #3. Just ’cause.
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Me too!
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It was worth a fraction of my life cos it made me smile…
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You getta car…..you getta car….you getta car and then you all get gift taxed out the wazoo. Apprently one of Oprah’s lesser known favorite things is the IRS.
Enjoy you’re writing and your wonderfully skewed view of life.
LK
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Love your stuff 🙂 !!
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Visit again anytime.
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Oh, I will! ❤
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Thanks for the like on my site as well! Nice to meet you! are you on IG? would love to follow!
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Likewise. No, not yet. Tumblr, Twitter, and Facebook so far.
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Your blogging plan is my life plan. Can Oprah also give us better wifi connection? Or is better wifi connection synonymous with ‘unbridled power?’ Haha great blog!
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I’ll put in a good word with her.
And thanks. All I ask is for you to read every post of mine everyday forever. That’s it.
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I write stuff with lots of effort and it isn’t half as funny as this (although I do laugh at my own jokes which helps).
That’s all.
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Yes it does.
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You’ve got it nailed. Thanks for the ‘like’.
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You bet.
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Love the site. https://bensbitterblog.com sent me over to check you out. I think it was just his way of trying to get rid of me but I am glad he did.
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Ha. Nice. Well I’m glad to have you aboard.
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Thank you for Liking a piece of my writing.
I’m glad you enjoyed it.
I’m excited to read your writing, too.
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You bet.
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Thanks for following by blog!
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It’s going to be fun keeping up with your posts Rach ☺️
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What sexy words.
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Really? I didn’t think they would be… 😉
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Ok. After reading this, we’re friends now. At least in my imagination. And that’s all that really matters.
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Sure, why not? Make it lovers while youre at it.
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You be so funny.
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Interesting!
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That’s how Bonaparte always looked so dashing. Dang.
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