You’ve all heard of hypnosis seminars about losing weight and quitting smoking.

I want to find a hypnosis seminar that stops women from getting their period with no biological repercussions. I’d totally sign up for that. $100 for a ticket? No problem, bub.

Also, add in eliminating the bad habit of constantly second guessing myself. I hate that. I can’t get anything done because of it.


On second thought, maybe not.