I know that Marie-Antoinette probably didn’t say the words “Let them eat cake,” but how cool would it be to have a national leader respond to a riot with the offer of dessert?

During the Russian revolution, they could’ve offered them Russian dessert of whatever dessert they eat there. Flavored snow or something.


If I were one of the rioters, I’d probably take a few bites of cake and forget why I came there in the first place.