Do you think there’s a point system to heaven? Like, when/if/never I get up there, it’s revealed to me how many points I’ve accumulated on earth?

But what if the points are accrued in a way we don’t expect? What if you get points by not chewing on the end of your pens or not thinking about Zac Efron shirtless in that one movie. You know…that one.

I’m so screwed. I have zero points.