Have you ever had the kind of burp where it sneaks up on you, and it comes out as air pressed between your lips, making them flutter. You know, sounding like one of those vocal exercises? Those are the worst.

It’s where everyone stares at you, like “hey, how come you no longer have command of your face anymore” and “why do you have to disrupt my day with your nonsense?”. People can be so cruel sometimes. It’s not like I go to their job flipping burgers and critique their weird twitch.

I mean, I’m at work at the office, and they’re at work at the same office, so nobody’s flipping burgers in this scenario, but it’s a figure of speech.


I have too much time on my hands.