They say selling your body is bad, but on here, I’m sorta selling my mind. Is that also bad?

I mean, I am spreading my mind-legs wide for everyone to gawk at. I’m tugging up the hem of my dress of my sarcasm and winking my hyperboles in your general direction. Like what you see? Only $39.99 for the next ten minutes.

Is this analogy still working for you? It is for me. I’m going to need a short break.

Be right with you.