How is it possible that every diamond mine ever retains any diamonds? If I worked in a diamond mine as one of the miners, I’d hide everything I found in my pockets on the way out.

How would they know? Do they have cameras down there? Do they have diamond sniffer dogs?

I’d just whistle while I walked by, hoping nobody paid attention to the girl with pockets that hang down to the ground.

 

Nothing to see here.