I have a new idea for a bathroom design.
There’s no reason to have the shower separate from the rest of the bathroom. Put a drain in the middle of the floor and have a sprinkler system set up overhead so that the spray covers the entire bathroom.
Then when you walk in and start brushing your teeth and pooping, you’re showering at the same time. Freaking genius. Think of the time you’ll save. At least three hours a day.
Then, for the deluxe model, add those giant car wash rollers that swoop in and just smack the crap out of you with those fabric strips.
I bet you Elon Musk couldn’t come up with that.