You know those court jesters from medieval stories? I could be one of those.

Because, let’s face it, if I lived back then, I’d die. Like instantly. Everything is out to kill you in medieval times.

But if I was a jester, I could be protected by a king or a badass warrior queen or something.

The only hangup I’d have is the fashion. Well, that, and being funny. I’m only moderately funny on here, and I own a humor blog.

Let’s talk about those bells they wear on their shoes. Was that a real thing or just in movies? I have an issue with that. Not fashionable.

 

The only bell I pay attention to is the dinner bell. If not that, then forget it.