Do you think that fleas on your clothes regard a laundry cute like a rollercoaster?

Like they “strap in” via the individual threads of your top and have the thrill ride of their life.

 

I’m not saying fleas are on my clothes. I’m saying fleas on your clothes. Actually, not fleas on your clothes, but other people’s clothes. People who don’t read this blog.

Everyone who doesn’t read my blog has fleas.

There.