It’s so not fair that I’m not further in life.

I want to buy a house, have a husband, purchase shoes, eat fancy food, and mow a lawn I own. But not birth a baby. You all can keep that one.

 

Heck, at this point, I’ll even settle with buying a husband, birthing fancy food, mow shoes I own, and eat a baby.

 

I’m not picky at this point. Anything is progress.