I got a ton of sun last weekend, and I’m not peeling.

Which sucks.

I’d prefer to not have to peel, but instead retain the sunshine inside of me and not try to expel it, which clearly equals sun-based super powers. I could use it to ray-gun fizzle my enemies, including that hot dog vendor who always looks at me weird when I say I want two wieners inside the bun. Don’t freaking judge me. I don’t go to your job and judge you.

Except that guy when he judges me. Then I do judge him at work.