Having to stop work to get up to pee is so annoying.

I would like to notify my bladder to stop producing pee so I don’t have to get up. Just stop entirely. I don’t even mind if I fill up with reservoir-ed pee until I expand like a pufferfish until I eventually explode and turn my office walls from beige to yellow.


Who am I kidding, though? I’m at work, but I’m not really working.