It’s so unfair that women have so many different names for every single little piece of clothing and fashion, and yet the names for guys’ stuff is like…shirt or pants or jacket.

Ugh.

Meanwhile, we women have to memorize a new name when the strappy this or that is angled 5 degrees differently or whatever.

Forget it. I’m just wearing a onesie everywhere, even in public, from now on. Just as long as it comes with flap. That flap is so badass.