Whenever I think about riding a rollercoaster, strapping myself into a tiny container before getting bounced around and feel awful, I imagine it’s basically what we do to sardines before they’re packaged and chucked into a delivery truck.

The only difference is they don’t get to see their shocked-face picture after they get off the ride.

That’ll be $37 for the picture and $86 for the frame. Stop back anytime.