You know how there’s something for everyone out there, and how some people are just into really weird stuff?
Like, I bet someone out there really enjoys seeing pictures of Jeff Bezos wearing a shower cap. Like one of those old time-y ones from the 1920s. (I had to add the 19 in there because we’re currently in another century’s 20s. That’s freaking wild, man.) Even if he had to Photoshop that in there. Like really likes it.
All you have to do is track that person down. You have seven and a half months and $47 to do it.