Remember how Herbal Essence got their explosive start in advertising by having those women moaning in the shower while shampooing?

That gave me an idea. Why not introduce other products in a similar format (moaning that is).

So, imagine an overweight, balding man inserting a piece of Minty Moan Gum ©™® into his mouth and collapsing onto his front loan, moaning and rubbing his bare scalp.

Or a senior putting on her adult diapers and…well, you know.

I think this is the start to something big.