Have you ever tried breaking down contractions that sound normal, but like chaos afterward?

For example, take the southern phrase “Well, aren’t you a tall glass of water?”

Take away the contraction and it becomes: “Well, are not you a tall glass of water?”

Just for fun, also take away the vowels: “Wll, r nt y tll glss f wtr?”

 

I have too much time on my hands.