An octopus has 8 legs, 9 brains, 3 hearts, suction cups on its feet, a beak used as a weapon, it squirts ink, and poisons people. Yo, that’s not an octopus; that’s definitely an alien.

You don’t fool me octo-alien. I know your weakness is water. I’ve watched Signs, starring Mel Gibson.

At least one good thing came out of that movie.