Have you ever heard the term “When the cat’s away, the mice will play”?

Well, my boss is gone, so I have the whole office to myself for the rest of the work day. Yes! I can mess around and do whatever I want and have fun.

Although, I have a to-do list still, and everything around here are sharp objects or something that would lead to a stomach pump.

I guess I’ll just work then. You’re no fun, job-place.