Moms, please…I’m  begging you. Stop dressing them up as flowers during photoshoots.

It must stop. We have to draw a line somewhere. It’s just creepy. They’re not flowers. They’re babies. And they’re not as adorable as you think. They look like wrinkly pieces of chewed-up bubble gum with a face, and in your case, pieces of chewed-up bubble up with flower petals on them.

To prove my point, I’ll ask if you think it’s cute to dress up flowers like babies.

That’s what I thought. I rest my case.