I’ve been checking up on my blog stats here, and it’s coming to my attention that very few of you are dedicating all of your day to reading every single post I write, which roughly equates to eleventy hundred per day.

This is severely disappointing, and I expected better.

What else do you all have to do, anyway? Getting an education? Raising kids? Developing relationships? Advancing your career in a field you love?

These things are fleeting, my friends. The only enduring thing is this blog. It’s best to get your priorities straight now.