Last night I watched a bug documentary (yes I had nothing better to do), and it’s wild to me how savage their world is.

Imagine walking down the street and having someone run up to you and straight-up try to eat you. That would be awkward.

The only comparable situation we can think of are zombies, but no, they’re not. They’re perfectly healthy bug humans. They just want a tasty morsel of protein so they can hatch their eggs and pass on their genes before they die in five days. Nothing to see here.