I think it would be awesome if I ever get so big that I can create a fake rumor and eventually hear someone in my real life tell it to me as if I’ve never heard it before. That would be awesome, like mega-famous type stuff. But under-the-radar-famous.

It would have to be something really false, like how it’s good to floss or how you shouldn’t drink everyone’s empties at a frat party. Something like that.

I can’t wait to change the world one rumor at a time.