I really want to visit Hawaii one day. It’s the type of place I think everyone should see once in their lives. I know I will, even if I have to eat ramen noodles and peanut butter sandwiches in order to do it.
The one thing there that both interests and scares me is the ocean. You can’t not go to Hawaii and swim in the ocean, but it’s terrifying. Everything in the ocean wants to eat me, and there’s nothing you all can say that will convince me otherwise.
I’m like a floating corn dog in the water, just without the stick, wrapped up in a swimsuit wrapper.