With how often we all stub our toes, how have we not evolved to the point of not having feeling in them?

Think about it. There are few pains worse than giving a jolly good stubbing of the toe. It’s like white hot blinding sensations.

Then you could even blunt it down over time and use it as a self-defense weapon. The women of the toes could be a term.

I keep spelling defense with a C. I hate that I don’t know how to spell. I’m American, I swear it. Even though I used the term “jolly good” earlier. Pay no attention to that.