We should get rid of pennies. They don’t buy anything. They’re tiny and stupid and I don’t like them.
Really, whole dollars are fine. There wouldn’t be $10.99 type prices anymore, but who cares? I don’t. You don’t.
I mean, sure, they could be fractions of a dollar, but that’s what quarters and stuff are for.
I mean, sometimes things are fractions of a quarter, like if you’re buying tiny things like grain or penny stocks or my self esteem. So, I guess there could be small fractions of a dollar.
And I guess it’s a good idea to have a physical manifestation of those small fractions of a dollar, for such cases. Maybe someone buys their grain with cash?
You know what, it’s fine the way it is.