People who make fake baby voices scare me. I mean, who are they doing that for? It’s a freaking baby. It can understand you. You only sound like a fool to any adult humans around you…and likely any animals around you too. Certainly to me.
Better yet, just no babies around me either. Minus the babies and minus the baby voice parents and weirdos around me.
Better even yet, nobody around me. I’ll just stay here in my pjs and continue to eat my sad cheese sandwiches and reality TV reruns while I wonder why I have no friends.
Ah, that’s better.