You know those motivational pictures and images called successories? I’m like the opposite of that. I am a natural demotivator. Perhaps even the anti successories.

The Antichrist of the motivational image of the cat hanging onto a clothesline encouraging you all to hang in there.

I help people realize what they can’t do with their life, instead blogging about fart jokes and bad dates online.

What can I say? It’s a gift.