Theme parks are definitely evil.
They trap you into their private property lair by slapping on it the thinnest veneer of the term “fun.”
They overprice you on food, parking, hotels, snacks, drinks, and more.
Want a snapshot photo? That’ll cost you. Want to ride around and get off your feet for a while? That’ll cost you. Want a half-baked, luke-warm-ly memory with your family that you’ll ruin on the 18 hour drive back home? That’ll cost you.