So, I’ve developed this new trick to getting rid of spiders: I vacuum them up.

Not accidentally. I send those assholes to an early grave inside the swirly plastic tube canister thingy. Technical term.

I use the wand and shove it into whatever corners they’re in, and that’s that. No splat on the wall to clean up. Easy peasy.

The best part is, I can convince myself I’m cleaning at the same time. Which is handy, because nobody has cleaned my half of the apartment in a while. More spiders, more cleaning.