Honestly, admitting that I’m selfish is the most unselfish thing I’ve done all year, and that’s saying a lot.

Deep down, I think we’re all selfish, even those who give stuff and things to charity and hungry puppies and whatever. They get the self-satisfaction of being better than the rest of us, if but for a few moments.

I think the world should shed its stigma about being selfish and look out for number one. Or, in your case, number two, because I’m number one.

If I didn’t say I’m number one in this post, then I would be betraying my message of seflishness-ness.