At my work, there’s this guy named Tony.

He’s an asshat. Literally an asshat. If you looked up asshat in the dictionary, it likely wouldn’t be there because it’s a naughty word.

Anyway, yeah, he’s a dick. He talks down to me and he has a stupid face.

I wonder if he’ll ever know how many times I’ve stuck my finger in his packed lunch sandwiches in the communal fridge.