I hate brushing my teeth. So much. I’ve tried brushing in the shower, during the shower, out of the shower…just to find something different.

My newest idea, shipping the brush and just powerwashing the inside of my mouth.

That much force has got to brush off the plaque well enough, right? Plus, it would be much faster. Twenty seconds of eye-watering force and gag reflex control will clean ‘er right up.

I’m sure it poses no threat to my actual teeth whatsoever.