I heard this story of a woman who kept finding out that people were stealing her coffee creamer at work, so she filled it with her breast milk, and then announced it on a note after a week of people stealing it.

It was a “surprise, you’ve been drinking my breast milk” kinda thing.

That’s so fantastic. That’s how I want to live my life, weaponizing my breasts. It’s me and my girls against the world. Come at me. Just try it.