The bathroom sink at my work is so small that I have to work extra hard to keep my hands free-floating.

Because if I touch the sides, I have to start all over again, rewashing my hands with more soap. And if I touch the side again, I have to restart again.

And I just know that my boss is judging me for using so much soap. And if the water is left on long enough, it gets too hot, and then I have to turn the knob to change the temperature, so I have to rewash again to wash the handle funk off.

My life is a wreck. Send help maybe.