Get on Your Defense Game Turkey

I totally would feel guilty about eating turkey on Thanksgiving, except that bitch had it coming.

If they don’t want to be eaten, then they should develop a better defense other than looking ugly and gobbling.

I don’t know, maybe learn some karate and be a purple belt like Dwight Schrute. Maybe carry some nunchucks on you.

Something.

 

 

 

 

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