In strict observance of south american breakfast cereal month (national holiday), I will be boycotting all breakfast cereal mascots who aren’t south of the border.

So, the Twix talking rabbit, the flakes tiger, the leprechaun, the Golden Crisp bear, and the Cookie Crisp dog are outta luck.

I will only eat Fruit Loops and Honey Smacks. May the Inca spirit atop ten thousand steps bless your sugary meal.