I feel that the song Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes leaves out many of the key anatomical body parts that I personally find crucial. There are at least some cankles and cottage cheese thighs in there.

I am offended at the malpractice this song puts into motion. I am sending a cease-and-desist letter to the artist post haste. I invite you to join me in my Revolution.

Our voices will be heard. We will not stay silent any longer.