Handing Out Superpowers

The Wizard of Oz would’ve been a lot cooler if he handed out invisibility or x-ray vision instead of a stupid heart and brain.

Boring. I’ve already got both of those things. and one of them is huge. Actually, they both are huge.

Now you’re laughing at an enlarged heart. That’s a serious condition, if I’m actually telling the truth. Bigheartitis.

Who’s the monster now? You. For laughing.

 

 

 

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