I love the little shape of those chocolate kisses. Everything else is a bar, but at least that company goes for a unique shape, you know?

I only wonder how someone came up with it. My only guess is that someone poured semi-solid chocolate into their mouth, and then, before it melted via our warm mouth spit, ejected the chocolate from their mouth, while sphincter-ing their lips so that the end turns into a tiny tail at the top, ala the “kiss” shape.

And now I’m grossed out and want no more chocolate.

For this hour.