I hate tailgaters. So, I drive 15 mph under what someone my age normally drives. That doesn’t make me a bad person. That just makes me overall less interesting as a person.

But I always get that guy, often in a truck for some reason, who rides my ass right behind me. Like so close I can smell his meatloaf dinner from the night before.

If you’re going to ride me that hard at least pull my hair first.