My Legs for Miles

I was thinking today about how toenails grow indefinitely, as long as its host is alive. Our toenails never stop growing.

Then I thought about what it’d be like if our legs never stopped growing. Like literally legs for miles. I’d be a giant with a teeny, tiny body, like crazy disproportional.

I’d never have to drive to work again. I’d just take two steps and I’m there. It would suck to fall though. I couldn’t catch myself with my hands/arms until I was 99.5% down to the ground.




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