Suspicious Other Liquids

I’m just saying, can’t there be other liquids squirted out of a bidet than water?

I’m not rocket science inventor or anything, but doesn’t water seem a little boring?

How about some holy water, or cranberry juice, or RC cola, or children’s tears, or nacho cheese?

Why is it my job to come up with these things? I’m the consumer. Come on, toilet companies. Wow me.

 

 

 

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s