I had a twinkie today (which I love – don’t judge me), and I wondered how they put the cream in there.

There are three holes, and I realized that there’s a machine that stabs every single twinkie and squirts sugary creamy goodness into them.

Can you imagine being the twinkie, being held down and penetrated by three robot apparatuses and replacing 40% of your insides with their own material?

Yes, I get the adult connotations, and yes they were intended.