My Childhood is Ruined

Okay, so stick with me on this one. How do we know dinosaurs were real?

Think about it: they’re so incredibly different than all other animals that exist. You know, we have humans, adorable pandas, parrots, tiger kings…and then a T-Rex?

I hear what you’re saying, Concerned Blog Reader. They’re sprinkled all over the world with their bones, and we’re finding them all the time. To that I say, who says those are real? I bet you the Illuminati planted them there, just to give us humans something to do all day. If we’re too busy digging up dinosaur bones, we’re too busy realizing how they run the world.

See? Simple. Dinosaurs are fake news. We all need to live in reality.

 

 

 

 

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