You know, after Belle finally found her prince in the Beast and started living happily ever after, I wonder if she had odd withdraws.

For example, the prince dude walks into the kitchen and sees Belle asking the spatula why it’s ignoring her. She’s waiting for her good morning breakfast song while the blender stands lifeless.

Belle finally comes to her senses and works part time at JC Penny’s, in-between her binge watching of Grey’s Anatomy, eating peanut brittle ice cream, and asking if they really did fake the moon landing.