Chocolate Man Parts Everyday

Why are bachelorette parties the only socially acceptable time to eat chocolate penises (peni?)? If it were up to me, I would have them with breakfast. You know, a little penis to hold up my pancake so that the butter doesn’t spill everywhere. No, that’s not me being dirty. I just happen to like butter.

 

 

 

 

 

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