Why I Don’t Eat Scallops

There’s a reason why I don’t eat scallops.

First of all, it’s something from the ocean. So gross. It’s like a sea worm right? Maybe I don’t fully understand what it is. I know it’s not a fish. Or Flipper.

But mainly, just say the word without grimacing. It just sounds gross.

Now say the words chocolate cake. Caaaake. Rolls right off the tongue.

 

 

 

 

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